CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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