My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
