He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We left the knife in your bed.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I came so hard my ears popped.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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