i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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