i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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