I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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