I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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