how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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