If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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