so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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