Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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