the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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