Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
we're making bets on your personal life
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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