You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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