We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
