Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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