i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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