K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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