I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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