Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wish I only lived at night.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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