It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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