Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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