The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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