Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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