What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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