Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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