you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize