this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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