haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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