I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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