trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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