I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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