Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
