ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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