And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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