Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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