She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
vagina is talking i cant
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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