she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Randomize
