Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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