Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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