I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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