Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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