Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
