Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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