Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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