i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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