the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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