Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
