I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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