shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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