I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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