The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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