Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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