that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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