Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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