oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
