If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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